Case #90245620

Mug shot?! Bollocks!!!

(B.S. Press/Royterzz)

Oasis guitarist/songwriter Noel Gallagher was arrested outside his house at Supernova Heights, London, yesterday, on suspicion of being "too damn good looking for his own good". Singer Liam Gallagher is currently being held without bail for two years for the same offense.

Brother Paul Gallagher was held for questioning for three minutes, after which he proceeded to ask the attending officer, "D'ya 'ave a copy of me new book? It's called Brothers: From Childhood To Oasis, and I wrote it meself!!!"

This is yet another "attention grabbing headline" from Oasis, who are the biggest band to come out of England since The Beatles in the 1960s.




people thought they were rich enough to post bail!